Math Jokes
Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle? 
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate.

Q: What do you call friends who love math? 
A: algebros 

Q: What do you call a number that can't keep still? 
A: A roamin' numeral. 

Q: What does the zero say to the eight? 
A: Nice belt!

Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself !

Expand (a+b)^n.
Solution:

      (a+b)^n

    (a + b) ^ n

  (a  +  b)  ^  n  

(a   +   b)   ^   n

Q: Why isn't alcohol served at a mathematician's party?
A: Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Q: What do you do to warm up if your room is cold?
A: Stand in the corner.  It's 90 degrees.

Q: Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
A: Probably.

Come on Algebra, stop asking us to find your "x", she's not coming back and don't ask "y" either.