Math Jokes
Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle? 
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate.

Q: What do you call friends who love math? 
A: algebros 

Q: What do you call a number that can't keep still? 
A: A roamin' numeral. 

Q: What does the zero say to the eight? 
A: Nice belt!

Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself !

Expand (a+b)^n.
Solution:

      (a+b)^n

    (a + b) ^ n

  (a  +  b)  ^  n  

(a   +   b)   ^   n

Q: Why isn't alcohol served at a mathematician's party?
A: Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Q: What do you do to warm up if your room is cold?
A: Stand in the corner.  It's 90 degrees.

Q: Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
A: Probably.

Come on Algebra, stop asking us to find your "x", she's not coming back and don't ask "y" either.

This story's metaphor to math is slightly subtle. However much we may not like math or be irritated by it, once we've learned it, it could help us in ways we least expect, and it will always stick with us, so when we do end up having a surprise opportunity to use it, we do have it at the ready.